My Pet Peeves.

1. Cab drivers who do not carry change.

The perfect pooper for a good morning. I pay P100 for a P70 fare and he'd say "I don't have change for this". I always get this are-you-fucking-kidding-me look in my face. I wish I could tell him "Do I look like a freaking coin purse to you? You're lucky I have a hundred with me right now because I mostly only carry five-hundreds or one-thousands!"

Well that's not entirely true. I just wanted to sound like somebody if I had to bite someone's head off.

2. Neighbors who sing on their "Magic Sing" or Karaoke with their volume turned all the way up in the middle of the night.

We have this neighbor who does that. There was this one time he sang "Kastilyong Buhangin" with all his might and with the volume turned all the way up. It was 11PM for goodness f*cking sakes! I wanted to kill him and bury him under his kastilyong buhangin.

3. People who chew loudly.

That really makes me lose my appetite.

4. People who do not put their phones in silent mode in cinemas or in the church.

Wow! Congratulations! You have a phone!

So we KNOW you have a phone idiot! Big deal! But they do not go together with you who do not know proper etiquette!

You haven't heard of etiquette?! Figures.

5. People who cross the road slowly when I'm driving.

You know, there are two types of pedestrians. The quick and the dead. When I have to wait for people to cross the road, and they walk like they were walking down the aisle, I always get this urge to run them over.

6. Drivers who do not use the signal light before making a turn and just abruptly turn left or right that I have to screech the car to a break. And those who do not turn off their signal light even when they do not plan to turn left or right so I am constantly slowing down behind them.

They were installed there for a reason you know. If I didn't care about my car, I would not hesitate to ram it into yours. Asshats.

7. Loading up Friendster profiles with all that glittery or flashy comments.

I know a lot of my friends does that but forgive me for saying that I do not like it. I also avoid opening profiles with music or any sound. If I want to listen to anything, I want to play it by choice. Sorry if I don't approve glittery and flashy comments because I do not want it anywhere in my page. I want comments that come from the heart (or mind) and not generic images/flash that you can just copy and paste to embed. Somehow, sincereity is waning with this influx of new technology.

8. pLeAse dO nOt tExt oR tYpE LyK tHiS bEcAuSe yOu'Re oNlY mAkInG iT hArD oN yOuRsElF…aNd mE. LyK sRsLy.

And no, it's not cute.

9. People who text like this: "Where na u?" "Dito na me."

Eew.

10. People who cut lines.

When there's a queue and someone cuts line, I get this urge to cut their throats.

more to come…

`sj

Disclaimer: If you are my friend and you are guilty of some of my pet peeves, it doesn't mean I don't like you. But for goodness sake, stop it.